I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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