Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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