U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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