I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this just has baby written all over it
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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