After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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