Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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