I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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