You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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