i just had sex bonerless
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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