Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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