Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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