he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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