if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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