It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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