HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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