I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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