I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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