with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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