I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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