So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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