quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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