it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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