i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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