so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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