Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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