I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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