A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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