just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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