standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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