Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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