508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just tell him i said nine months
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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