Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
