he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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