So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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