Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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