do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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