Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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