Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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