I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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