can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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