the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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