people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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