i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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