You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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