Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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