Nicole vs. Life
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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