no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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