every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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