That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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