My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Randomize
