Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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