Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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