Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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