Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.