oh god the rape fog is back!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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