Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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