I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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